The world is a sick and cruel place. for some reason, Howie Mandel–Howie Mandel, of all people, for Chrissakes! – It must get worse. Howie, can we please Do you have peace in the world? Excuse me?
The man loved it tik tokwhich was mainly a space for young people Joke about corn And other popular trends. In my case, I use the app to find recipes and watch the dogs go on play dates. But american talents Judge Howie Mandel has made his way into his algorithm over and over again, and I’m starting to get really tired of his tricks.
TikTok is full of complete and utter absurdity (hence its popularity), and celebrities often have to post promotional materials for their shows, movies, and other projects. But Howie never posts promotional materials. In fact, he often posts demode content – videos that make viewers gasp, block and report it. Videos that have no reason or rhyme. Videos that not only turn your stomach inside out, but also make the organ come out of your body with a bag, and forever part from your soul.
Before we get disgusted (I apologize in advance, this article will get through very gross), let’s start with Howie’s TikToking ferocity. He uploads videos 3 to 5 times a day on average. Although they are all short, and none of them span more than a minute, how can anyone have five ideas they should share with the entire world – they have over 10 million followers – in 24 hours?
Posting that much on TikTok should be a crime. Especially when we look at the content, which consists of some of the worst images that ever lived inside my mind. show yourself. There is no way to prepare anyone for the horror that continues Howie Mandel’s TikTok.
Like a middle-aged mom on Facebook, Howie is brought to the weirdest content that lurks in the dark corners of the internet. Moms always find the swankiest and most general memes—the minions usually come out, and they’re usually about wine. On the flip side, Howie Mandel always finds the skinniest and most impressive videos on TikTok – usually featuring fish, usually using a weird filter while he’s talking about it.
After publishing this piece, Howie will likely update his TikTok with three new videos, each more outrageous than the previous one. But let me tease you a little bit about his performances. Recently, Howie came to my homepage to see a video of a fish sticking its tongue into another fish’s wet and sticky mouth. “This is what life was like before COVID,” Howie recounts. “You can’t do any of this anymore. Remember?”
No, hoi. I do not remember. He’s an avid user of the TikTok filter: in one, he’s Pretending to be a bee With the caption “#bee # your #self”. Elsewhere, he makes his face look like mice. He uses one filter for Make it look like the mouth is licking its face on a lollipop. what is going on? there Endless purifier VideosAnd there’s definitely more on the way.
But Howie really hits the gold when he blogs about random videos. Howie seems to find the most obscure clips from the worst parts of TikTok: A brown liquid that looks like diarrhea appeared‘belly dragon’ eats the little boy’s eye, and Burp Baby Tutorialwho went so far as to imitate, that he inserted water into his basin.
Favorite character is His comment was apparently pornographic material under the title of Civil War: “If anyone knows their history, it’s from the Civil War. A neat history.”
Keep in mind, Howie has a wife, children, and grandchildren. In fact, he shows his family on his page, where he also posts bad and explicit content in every other video. Couldn’t he hang out with them instead? There is nothing wrong with uploading a cute and simple TikTok dance video with your daughter. Unfortunately, Howie does not have time for his family. He has to take out the content on his TikTok of course: “Not now, baby, Howie has to shoot a video about Pastries resembling male genitals. “
So, the question becomes: What he is Howie Mandel is doing with his life right now? Apart from preparing to release his own animated movie Pierre Pigeon Hawk, in which he plays “dream pigeons” alongside “rebellious hawk” Lubby Goldberg, he doesn’t really do all that much outside of TikTok. He’s been hosting shows like american talents And I did one season of Bullsh*t Game Show. He has a podcast with his daughter. It depicts a lot of TikToks.
After I swear allegiance to the wonderful Agree or not Hosted in my early days, I now have a completely different view of the guy. Howie, the man who said “open the case” so brilliantly, who took phone calls from the banker so easily, and who delighted us with family interviews and public banter – he’s not the man he once was.
I’m not the only one frustrated here. Lots of others who see his TikToks almost shake their heads in despair, bewildered by his raging posts. In any given video, you’ll see a comment that reads something like, “We won’t forget Howie” or “You still haven’t apologized for July 9, Howie.” ominous. That’s because on July 9, 2022 Howie Mandel’s TikTok changed the world.
Brace yourself has already made its way into this article once, and I’ll say it again: brace yourself. And I mean it this time. This July 9 story is no joke. You have been warned.
The first mention I saw of Howie’s TikTok that broke the internet was through another TikToker, who posted a video with the caption, “Oh, I wonder what my favorite reality host Howie Mandel is up to these days,” followed by a spooky, petrified face. Your MajestyI said to myself, I wonder what he will do.
TikTok has been removed from his page; So, using my best investigative journalism skills, I opened Twitter and searched for “Howie Mandel”. big. Error. Everyone was talking about Howie. He just posted the most disgusting, shocking and revealing video the world has seen in a while.
I will not write what I saw. However, I’ll link to these tweets from the day this happened, and leave you to go on your own quest – if you dare. (Yes, the video is still up on Twitter.)
There you have it, people. Biggest idiot on TikTok: Howie Mandel. However, I haven’t blocked Howie yet, and have seen so many of his TikToks preparing to write this article that it now lands frequently on my homepage. As shocking as it is, there is still something oddly attractive about Howie’s TikTok. It’s like watching videos that show a pimple or Emily in Paris: If you’re like me, you won’t be able to take your eyes off the screen.